32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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