You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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