To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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