So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
3 2 1 whiskey
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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