You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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