This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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