And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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