is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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