i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
where are my eyebrows?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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