oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
