I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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