Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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