I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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