Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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