when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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