i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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