Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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