Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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