There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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