he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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