(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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