talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
No subtext here. People are naked.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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