you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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