Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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