It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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