How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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