Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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