Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
