Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I have already put on my inside pants.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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