"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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