So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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