she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Randomize
