if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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