She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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