Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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