We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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