I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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