I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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