Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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