your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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