I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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