its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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