Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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