My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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