fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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