i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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