And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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