eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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