Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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