I need help removing her.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I have fence marks all over my body
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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