I wanna passion pit in your ass
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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